I. The Reason for the Title of This Blog (Short-Version): I bet most people who visit this blog wonder why it has such a strange and ultimately misleading title. I confess that I created it as a means to try to lure the average blog-reader in. Yet, even so, my original title for this, which I used and practiced for several months, was even weirder and more misleading...this "new" one is, in many ways, a downplaying of that original outlandishness that suffused the title of the "original" blog, which was largely founded due to a suggestion to do so given to me by a former classmate and Facebook friend...yet that has little to do with anything.
II. My Luncheon Menu For Today, etc: Now, I would like to prove to the public how very Ishmael-like and digressive I can be, as I say, just briefly and largely discursively and tangentially that for luncheon on this, to borrow a line from a song of mine, "proud and sun-streaked morn" (though, in reality, it is pretty much neither, though it is a bit sunny, but it is certainly not the morn), I am feasting on a chicken sandwich, but made from choicest chunks, cut right from the very body of it myself with a knife, of roasted chicken, oven-roasted chicken, storebought oven-roasted chicken, such as you might purchase at a supermarket such as the regional comestible bastion, Market Basket or some such other place. Also, with it I am having, to borrow a line from a movie (1967's "The Odd Couple") "a high-calorie cream soda", another partial lie, for I don't believe this is that high caloried of a high-calorie soda.
III. Final Summation: So, there you have it, the totality and reason for being and purpose of this three-part, three paragraphed blog. Thank you and enjoy your day.
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