SALISBURY, Mass.-Recently, it was discovered that a man, let's call him "Mr. X" (or in the case of this article, "Mr. Sex"!), has a certain ability that few other men possess: He can make women become nude, for him, at any time, merely at his command! This is truly a shocking and unbelievable discovery. Therefore, it was decided by the town fathers to put the outrageous claim to the test. A number of reporters and town solicitors met up at the home of Mr. X, where he told them of his power, yet again, and this time in a far more outrageous fashion. Of course, all gathered were highly skeptical, so all concerned took a trip to a certain palladium in town (Ten's Show Club). The group followed Mr. X in, but as he approached the admissions window, he pointed to something behind us and we turned and looked, during which time God knows what he did. We were ushered into a large room, with a magnificent stage at it's center. Purplish light and club or house music, provided by the DJ ensconced in his little wall-set disc-jockeying pod, filled the air and our senses. Statuesque women of enormous, raw sexual beauty began to file out, and we took our seats down by the stage. The house lights went down, and even the music quieted for a moment, during which more than a few of the bevy of beauties, scantily-clad, took up positions along the perimeters of the stage. Then the music resumed, but it was more pulsating and sensual than before. A gorgeous dark-skinned Asian woman walked salaciously towards us, and we watched the scene between her and Mr. X with great, grave anticipation. She began to slowly, sensuously gyrate to the music, and as her hand reached up to the strap on her pink lace bra of exceeding beauty and sexiness, Mr. X intoned, mostly solemnly: "Take your bra off". We watched, utterly transfixed, as she proceeded to do just that! Her bra fell to the floor, revealing two huge, round, full, gorgeous, proud, supple breasts. At this point, for some reason, some of the older men (and even some of the younger) had to excuse themselves to the rest room. Now, the lovely Asian beauty, with her long, silky, flowing jetty hair, and her soft, smooth, tan skin, and full lips and perfect teeth (we know; she smiled several times during the performance-Mr. X's performance), began to gyrate ever more, and we all looked to Mr. X to see what he would do now. He let her gyrate a little more, much to the heating-up of several of the men there, and then intoned "Take your panties off". Well, miracle of miracles! Lo and behold, at those very words, her delicate, sexy pink lace panties (they were either a g-string or a thong, I forget which) were removed, allowing us all a closer and finer view of her perfect, shaved pudenda! Oh, and her butt, too-which also was exceedingly gorgeous, if not as large and round and voluptuous as this reporter would prefer. We were amazed, appalled, awestruck at this sight. Some of the men wanted another demonstration of his power to confirm it for certain, but this reporter at least, was thoroughly convinced. We all left the club happily, walking stiffly and with things held in front of our nether regions for some reason. And, Mr. X, who brought up the rear, as he left the club, too, was heard to remark, loudly: "I HAVE THE POWER!" Indeed, he does.
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