On the Sometime Time: A Long, Passive-Aggressive Joke 6/10

It is my intent to write about the Sometime Time that I believe is imminent. I feel I should admonish all of the populace as to the potential detriment of the sometime time. Sometime, that time may be coming, and when that Sometime Time arrives, it will be quite sometime before anyone gets to a clock to find out what time it is (you see, I like jokes and I hate constantly filling out reports and profiles and other utter shit about myself. Yes, I am fairly great, but that does not mean that I only want to talk and write about myself within stupid established parameters all day long; perhaps if I could create the parameters within which I must stand and by which I must abide, then I might be more willing to engage in utter nonsense of this variety. However, that is not the case here, so I wrote a joke instead)!