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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Ungrammatical, Atrocious, Misspelt Post by A Girl on MS with My Translations, Corrections and Commentary, Pt. I 6/10

Yuuh Nah What Sucks Is When Yuuh Really Lyhked Someone Buh Then Yuuh Go To Find Out After Yuuh Dated Them That They Were A Poser.! Ima justa sayinq
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Also, all girls do this-not the poor spelling, capitalization and grammar, but rather, the dating of morons who they only realize are and were and will forever be poseurs and morons after they've dated them. This is the scourge of our times and why great, witty, handsome, wonderful men like myself can not seem to find a girlfriend, nor even a fuckbuddy, which the vileness of contemporary relationships has forced me to seek more actively than a girlfriend. l
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Douglas
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Also, all girls do this-not the poor spelling, capitalization and grammar, but rather, the dating of morons who they only realize are and were and will forever be poseurs and morons after they've dated them. This is the scourge of our times and why great, witty, handsome, wonderful men like myself can not seem to find a girlfriend, nor even a fuckbuddy, which the vileness of contemporary relationships has forced me to seek more actively than a girlfriend.
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Douglas:

I will now attempt to not only correct your atrocious sentence, but to translate it into English, verbatim: "You know what sucks is when you really liked someone but then you go to find out after you dated them that they were a poser! I'm just saying."
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Douglas:

Nessa, you seem like a nice girl, and I hate to correct you, but this grammar and spelling, lack of punctuation and over-capitalization of all words and letters, it is just atrocious! (And sorry to patronize you, but that means "bad"!) I hope you will take steps to learn to create an understandable, readable, sensible sentence in the future. Let us please respect our great language...or else, use another.
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Doug Kate
Doug Kate
That scourge, or plague, of course, is dating and liking and sleeping with and staying with worthless shithole boyfriends, instead of the deserving, handsome, great, wonderful, intelligent, worthy yet still approachable men such as myself. It is self-destructive and self-disrespecting to go out with or even consider going out with such worthless, ... See Morevile, ugly, mean, arrogant, shitbag morons. But what do girls, especially in America, keep on doing, being stupid and dating and fucking these morons! (for only the word "fuck" describes their relations, you could not ever use "make love" or even "sex" to describe such atrociousness).
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Doug Kate
Doug Kate
Hopefully, you will all realize now, learn your lesson and correct your insipid and self-destructive former behavior and date those deserving of and worthy of you, so that I don't still need to be writing shit like this.
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